From Gee’NarFoot, the makers of Unwashed Baselayer and Glove Sludge, comes a transformative new piece of foot technology for skiers: the Toe-Jam 2.0*. What may appear as merely a stiff, holey ski sock is in fact a revolutionary advancement for frosty-footed performance.

*It is also just a crusty ski sock swaddling your already super gross skier feet. But this one costs $249.99. Left sock sold separately.

The Toe-Jam 2.0 is no ordinary piece of ski gear. And if you don’t have it next season, you might as well sell your goggle tan, move to inland Florida, and ne’er ski again. The TJ2 features innovations like iSmart Flopper Core, Green Wash Climatizer Contour Grip and HolEEE Tech, which are pre-holed sock holes, kinda like those distressed jeans you bought that one time in the early aughts.

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